Top Ways to Get More Spam

These are the five best ways to get more unsolicited email advertisments (spam), because we all LOVE spam, right??

1. Avoid using Gmail at all cost.  Gmail has the best spam filtering system, which means virtually no spam reaches its users' inboxes.  Since we want all the spam we can get, that would be very bad.

2. Post your email address all over the web.  Spammers use computer programs called "spiders" that "crawl" the web (search through many web pages) looking for email addresses.  Make it as easy as possible for spammers to find your email by saying "email me at ______" every time you post something online. Do a google search for your email address to get an idea how many sites have your email address on them.

3. Click unsubscribe in spam emails or Reply to them. Spammers love to hear back from you confirming that you are reading their emails.  Since they know you open all their messages they'll gladly send you lots more!

4. Make your email address easy to guess.  Many times spammers will even make up email addresses in order to reach email addresses they couldn't find with their spiders.  In order to make your email easy to guess, use common english words or names, perhaps followed by a few numbers, like soccerfan2011@hotmail.com.

5. Provide your email address on every website possible. Register for everything, especially if there's no privacy policy stated! Need we say more?

There you have it, the best ways to get more of those wonderful emails to help you increase the size of your privates, make money fast, and get prescription drugs online...  On the other hand, if you don't want spam you could always switch to gmail, avoid sharing your email address publicly, and never open spam messages.

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